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Tuesday, March 18th, 2003
3:01 pm - Just A Quick Hello

ladyillusions
Hi just wanted to slip in and say hello. Glad to join the community, feel free to add me be warned I post alot sometimes. Glad to meet your aquaintence.

current mood: flirty

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Saturday, February 22nd, 2003
11:29 am - *nostalgic sigh*

amberebma
http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=amberebma&itemid=18909

That was the first time I made anything from scratch.... *sighs again* Has it really been a whole 16 months? Time flies. =)

current mood: nostalgic

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Saturday, February 8th, 2003
11:25 am - Warning!

amberebma
Do not, I repeat, do NOT use the cheese cake recipes previously posted! It is out of date, and not nearly as yummy as the new one. There shall be updates later with new recipes, posts, and the like, but I repeat! Do NOT use the cheese cake recipe previously posted.

current mood: scared

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Wednesday, November 20th, 2002
10:02 am - Ahh, yes. (all said with funny accent)

amberebma
Today we will be making za pizza dough. Here we have all our ingredients: flour, water, olive oil, yeast, sugar, salt. We have put the salt and the yeast and the water togather, yez, and it has multiplied, so we have added the salt and the oil andf the flour. See here? Ahh, yez. Now we will need the dough, yez. You see here? You need the dough when you kneed the dough, and to have a good dough which you need for pizza you kneed it, yez.


(Oops... class time over... will continue this later.)

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Tuesday, August 27th, 2002
10:11 pm

thais
Tonight, for dinner: a slim-jim, half a jar of cilantro-garlic "organic" salsa and some chips, bagged salad, frozen carrots.

Yep. My menu-change says I'm definitely at college again. For some reason, the most bizarre foods start calling my name when I'm back in the dorm. I honestly never craved pizza over the summer, but now I find myself salivating for it. Even looking at the frozen Skyline chili makes me *want*. Today, the salsa seduced me. Most things with garlic sing their siren song to my nose. Mmmm.

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Friday, August 23rd, 2002
1:09 pm - *laughs crazily*

amberebma
The Eternal Coffee Break of DOOM!Collapse )

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10:46 am

amberebma
Alex made sure I woke up at 7am this morning so I could make cookies. Why did he want me to make cookies (other than the fact that cookies are YUMMY in my TUMMY!), you ask? So he could bring some over to his friend. His friend knows about my cookies, and wanted to try some, so Alex told her I would make her some. *__* Well, it was nice of him to brag about me, but I usually need a bit more than 3 hours sleep (I stayed up watching the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" [^_^!!!!] with dad), so next time I'll make them the night before.

Any-hoo, I just wanted to post the recipe because it is not only yummy and gooey and chocolatey, but it is also fool-proof. So there ya go! ^_^

Leilani-Noel's <u>Infamous</u> Choco-Chip CookiesCollapse )

current mood: accomplished

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Sunday, August 18th, 2002
11:32 pm - Ya know what?

amberebma
My brother used to eat my hair when I was younger.

.......

He said it tasted like coconut.

current mood: weird

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10:07 pm - Why am I different?

amberebma
Dear God, it's me, Leilani. I just wanted to ask you a few things... you know how everyone around me just loves Spaghetti Alla Carbonara? Well, I'm tired of it. I know that everyone else with think I'm... well... different, if I were to tell them how I feel about... you know. I keep making it and everything, I even ate a bowl of it, but God, if you're listening, please help me love it as much as everyone else... Goodnight, God... and Thanks...

*turns over in bed, and falls to sleep"

current mood: sleepy

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Saturday, July 27th, 2002
11:50 pm
hungryweow
A long time ago, in a cupboard far far away...

FOOD WARS


*plays star wars theme song*

Episode MCCXII


(one thousand, two-hundred twelve)
The Rebel Alliance, led by former Pantry Republic senator Beefaroni, has recently dispatched two Ramen Chicken Soup knights into Pantry shelf-sector Z. Emperor Boyardee's plan to puncture holes in the condensed milk fuel cells was thankfully thwarted, but more of his cronies soon came onto the scene, wearing tin foil armor. The knights were defeated, but they had dropped their food poison bomb just in time, before being pushed off the shelf. The Princess of Minifridge, Coke, was now sending her finest soda warriors into the pantry, hoping to eliminate the Evil Empire and restore peace to the kitchen...




A long time ago, in a cupboard far far away...


FOOD WARS


*plays star wars theme song*

Episode MCCXIII



The Evil Empire, led by Emperor Boyardee, was now planning a new scheme. Luckily, the Alliance's Noodle Ninja Spies got word of his diabollical plan to take over the supermarket, allowing him to take over the whole of the town's kitchens! Unable to allow this to happen, they made desperate attempts to reach the supermarket and warn as many products as they could. Many attempts failed, but at last, a Cheez-It from the box on A-Shelf in the pantry made it, and warned a box full of fellow Cheez-Its. They quickly spread the word to watch out for suspicious Boyardee foods. The world was in peril, and the Cheez-It was later named General-in-Chief of the A-Sector Shelf Squad for his heroic deed. The War of the Supermarket, would soon begin...

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Friday, July 26th, 2002
11:40 pm
hungryweow The screams echoed eerily throughout the house. As I went towards the kitchen, they grew louder. I got to the kitchen and I couldn't find where the bloodcurdling sounds were comming from. I went to turn on the light, but the bulb must've died.. I reached frantically for the flashlight on top of the fridge. I touched somthing.. it felt like... like a bagel! 'How'd that get up there..." I muttered to myself as I grabbed the flashlight. When I turned it on, I saw the cinnimon-raisin bagel standing on the refridgerator, holding the lightbuld in one hand, and the end of the refridgerator's plug in the other. 'Why did you unplug the refridgerator!! And what are all those screams!?' I shouted up to him. He said 'Because you haven't been eating any of us in the bread box, Dan... All you eat is the ice cream and for breakfast... you neglect us bagels... and eat', he scowled and pointed at the fridge, 'the eggs and bacon! I have mold... MOLD on my butt!'
'I-I-Im sorry... I didn't kn-know' I stammered.
'Ha! A likely story! All because of your doings, I am murdering the refridgerated foods. Thats what the screaming is! AHAHAHAHAHA!'
I pulled the doors open to see all the foods screaming in panic. I held my nose, andlooked at the back. The mayonaise was crying 'Help us! Dan save us!!'
The pickles were all out of their jar, helping others.. They hadn't begun to spoil yet. Some chocolate bars leaped out and scaled the fridge to battle the bagel, but the bagel shoved them off. I saw the cream cheese, sweating and passed out...
'Hey bagel! I can't eat you without the cream cheese... and you are killing her with your scheme!' I screamed triumpantly.
'Nooo! I forgot about her!' He said as he leapt into the fridge and climbed into the butter drawer. I grabbed the plug and plugged the fridge back in, and asked the chocolate bars to go in and clean out the casualties. I reached to the back to put it on the coldest setting for a few hours. When I returned to turn it back down, the foods were all back to normal.. all except the bagel, who was shivering uncontollably. I thawed him in the microwave and ate him. The fridgerated foods cheered.
"Long live Dan!"

current mood: geeky

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8:09 am

crackerhead
Last night. I had cramps really bad... so cold anything would have been a dumb thing to eat...

But i went to the store... and picked up a pint of Ben & Jerry's, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough...

OH MY GOD!!! There was a LOT of cookie dough in that thing... *remembers* ohhhh i want MORE!!!!

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2:00 am

amberebma
*sniff*

I made a trifle.

With home made angel food cake, blueberries, strawberries, and bananas.

No one liked it....

*breaks down and sobs*


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*happy smiley joy thingie emanating from her happy joyful smile*

It's almost gone! The trifle! There is barely enough left for one person! I must admit, I ate a good portion of it, but I could eat THAT much. Anyhoo, its almost all gone, so I guess pople did liked it. =)

*skips back to the fridge to get a glass of water*

Eeeh! ^_^

current mood: distressed

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Monday, July 8th, 2002
1:22 pm - Didja know some people actually like carrot cake? O_o Infact, my own brother does.

amberebma

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Friday, July 5th, 2002
7:13 am - Hello. Long time watcher, first time poster.

spicybrains
The brownies mother made keep calling my name. I don't have the heart to tell them that they taste awful. Their voices... Aah, their voices are so sweet and brings tears to my eyes.. What do I do, Mister PaddleWoo? What do I do?
Aah, one of them is calling now. Must... HIDE.

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Sunday, June 23rd, 2002
2:15 pm

amberebma
In walks a cake with candles lit upon it. It stands before a microphone, and the lights dim, only one spot light focuses on the cake.
In a beautiful tenor voice it begins to sing....

"Happyyyy birrrthday toooooooooo yooooou! Happy Birthday to YOUUUUUU! Happy... happy happy birthday, dear Jaaaaaamieeeeee! Haaaaaappy biiiiiirrrrthday tooooo you!"

And it proceeds in walking off the stage to the birthday girl.

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Friday, June 21st, 2002
5:12 pm - and the truth will set you free...

mekkio


Hey, you. Yeah, you the one staring at the screen with bags under your eyes. C'mere.




Closer.




Closer.




You may have noticed that I am candy bar. Yes, a talking candy bar. We can all talk but that really doesn't matter now. What matter is this, I've got a secret. Wanna hear?




Sure you do. Now come a bit closer. Are you ready? Ok, here it is. Everything you know about candy is a lie.




Evvvvveeeerryything.




We don't cause cavities, make you hyper or overweight or even give you acne. It's all a lie told to you by your parents, teachers and the rest of the grown-up community. See, they know the truth but afraid to tell you. But I will since you are so willing to listen.




Now hold on to your hats because the truth is a doozy.




Candy, as you know and love, can make you fly. No, no, I don't mean, hey, kid, take this and you will soar. I mean really fly. Soaring high above the clouds. Like an hawk. Or an eagle or what ever feathered thing you can imagine. I mean, look at me I'm freakin' Peter Pan, fly.




Yeah, I told you it was a doozy.




And the grow-ups know. Now they don't tell you to be spiteful. (They are too big and heavy for candy to have an effect on them. If they eat too much chocolate they won't be able to soar to the Bahamas. They'll just get a belly ache.) They do it because they love you and don't want to see you hurt.




See, back in the 50's when commercial airlines were starting to come up and running, back when kids could eat candy freely and fly about like kites, let's just say, there were quite a few accidents. I don't have to draw pictures for you, but it envolves children and great sucking jet engines. Yes, I know, how horrible. Don't even get me started on powerlines. (Why do you think that your grandparents would always talk about the good old days? You think it was about being able to play stick ball in some alley? Fat chance. You see, they got to fly back before technology ruined it for everyone.)




Anyway, it was around this time the grown-ups realized they had to take control. But they could't get rid of candy. The candy industry is worse than the smoking industry. Besides the fact that some adults didn't wanted to give up their Hershey Bars for the sake of future generations. So, they came up with a preventative plan. One candy bar won't make a kid fly. You need to eat a lot of sweets in order to make you sail into the while blue yonder. So, as long as they kept the candy eating down to a minimum every thing would be find.




That's why your parents were so harsh on you for eating sweets when you were very young. But even they know they can't keep an eye on you every minute so the teachers are in on it too. Like I said, this conspiracy covers every adult. Teachers know that kids will sneak and eat candy in school away from the prying eyes of their parents so they have come up with their own preventative measure.




Homework.




Oh, don't tell me you thought teachers gave you all those assignments with heavy books attached to them to make you smarter. No, they are trying to anchor you down. The last thing they need is a bunch of kids flying around in classrooms and getting stuck in the ceiling of the gym. Janitors hate that.




Okay, I hear something. Someone is coming. A grown-up, no doubt. They're everywhere. I must go, now.




But I leave you with everything you must know. Remember, my dear one, candy can make you fly. You now know the truth. Now spread the word.



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3:26 pm

crackerhead
And so... the egg rolls were speaking to me much today... but egg rolls, they are from China right? So i couldn't really understand what they were saying...

So instead of pulling out my pocket translator, i ate them all up.

mmm... those muffled voices taste GooD!

current mood: full

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2:32 am

amberebma
"Laaaaani... Laaaani... wake up Lani.... LANI!"

*groooan* What do you want?

"It's uuuuus Lani...."

*yawn* No it aint. I have baked since last weekend, so you can't call me yet, Cookies. You have to wait until you actually exist. Now let me go back to sleep.

"Darnit, Chunky... I asked you if you were sure that the schedule was right, and you said yes."
"I didn't know sir, I could have sworn this was the 30th..."
"Well it ain't. Wait until the Head Cookie hears about this..."
"Please don't tell...!"

Will you guys SHUT UP?!?!!

"Sorry...."

THANK YOU! *rolls over and goes back to sleep*

current mood: sleepy

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Tuesday, June 18th, 2002
1:34 am - *drool*

amberebma
The genius, Super Jess, is a pretty cool person. Forget that, she's awesome! And she let me ramble on insanely at her for half an hour before leaving! Which is cool! Because it also meant I could ask permission to posty something I thought was hilarious....

http://jhickman.homestead.com/wogs.html

Now you shall all laugh.

That's an order.

Because I say so. *glare*

current mood: delerious

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